Rant

I think it’s time to rant about life, and the reason for the rant is I am sitting on the 6.16pm train to Dover from Penn station and my F*$king legs hurt. When I say hurt I mean really hurt. I have been busy in the store so I have been on my feet most of the day, no chance to rest which is so important with the PAIN IN THER ARSE (MS). So I won’t say I am feeling sorry for myself but it started me thinking about the little F&^K (MS) that has crept in to my life and forever f^&ked up something that was moving along so nicely. And the longer I am dealing with it the more I learn to hate its insidious ways. There are very few things in this world I hate (I even hate the word hate) but the F&^K (MS) is now top of the list, right above broccoli, yes I really don’t like broccoli. It reminds me of green turd (a poo in American) with a tail YUCH!

So here are the top ten things I really hate about MS.

1- Pain
2 -Getting up in the morning, and having to inject my Copaxone. The site reactions are a treat, nice red mounds of pain.
3 –Pain.
4-Fatigue, Imagine getting up in the morning after 10 hours of good sleep and still being knackered (exhausted to you Americans). NOT FUN
5-Pain, yes this is getting repetitive and I am not a being a big baby but this can really be quite tiring.
6-Having to take 150mg of Lyrica and 200mg of Provigil a day, these drugs are still chemicals and god knows what else they are doing to me. I am still not convinced that they work all the time, but I am being a good little boy and popping them when told.
7- Did I mention the pain.
8-MRI machines, a great advance in medical science, but I loathe the friggin thing. Over the last 10 months I have spent about 16 hours in them, hours I will never get back.
9- The pain, it may be boring having to read this so many times, but that is not as boring as the pain!
10-The “You look so good” line that people say with regularity. I look good because of genetics not because of anything else. I feel like shit most of the time.


There you go my nice little rant is over, done and finished. Boy do I feel better now.
Wow this is good it gets me thinking about even more about topics to Rant about. Maybe my next one will be about, New York Taxi Drivers and why we should test cosmetics on them and not on animals.

But no I think one rant a year is more than enough, I will go back to my normal little grizzles.